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Stephen: No one would do that on purpose.
Me: sweating 😶🌫️
Can I just say, since Japanese doesn’t really have “bad words” The way English does, changing just the tone would actually be pretty efficient!
How do you keep the audience engaged with content like this?
PaPa johns gross
I would be more than interested to hear how the 'calming AI' works on a Lewis Black phone call
I wonder if Dennis "Buttmaker" knows that his name is now officially Dennis Buttmaker 🤣
Stephen, pronounced his last name 'properly'…….a first, for me!
I’m not surprise at how amazing google’s AI is Sarcasm it’s what happens when you fire most of the people working on the project.
AI is already running the world 😁
Everest and golden girls? Whats the connection?
The trouble with AI is that it’s not intelligent
You better have sent Dennis a nice big fruit basket. Poor hapless guy didn't ask for any of this.
HOW MUCH ARE YOUR UNION MUSICIANS PAID ???
200 $ ?
AND YOU GET 5000$ ?
Great band thank you Stephen Colbert an crew
There is a catch in the new pot law…how do you het the seeds legslly.
Lake street dive is so bad. Are you kidding me?
"Nailed it! You are not old!" And because of the way he said it, I laughed and laughed and laughed! 🤣🤣🤣
The very notion that people call this software "AI" and in the same breath tell you it produces slop, proves how stupid people. I'm still searching for signs of intelligent life.
David Assin Muncher.
Did anyone else notice that Stephen pronounced his last name with the 'T' at the end?
6:12
better to just tell google you're looking for a wiki entry for something specific, even a dictionary word, because i trust those AI-generated summaries as far as i can chuck them across several leagues.
Watch the ad with Obama asking to donate in Joes campaign, at the end Biden pops up and says “thanks Obama” 😂😂😂
dominos is the WORST pizza of the world. just ewwww
None of those boxes had stop lights. They were all go lights.
What are you doing that's asking you enter a CAPTCHA for? lol
OMG who is sitting just off microphone and getting every comment in?
Assenmacher = Acemaker
Bot.
They're procedural generators that work on larger amounts of stolen data than the old ones. They aren't AI and they're doomed to fail in situations where they're presented as such.
My Jeannieologist said I was rubbing the lamp the wrong way
Pod save 🇺🇸. 😁👏❤️
If you want a laugh go to Google and type in the search engine "Why does Google AI suck so bad?"
Google knows my favorite foods that end with 'um': applum, bananum and coconut.
It would be translated to Dennis Acemaker, which is actually kinda cool
I can't tell: is this AI generated? And did he call himself 'Colbertt' (sounds like Robert) instead of 'Colbare' at 6:14?
I don't know about bacon on ice cream, but I have had bacon chocolate, bacon peanut brittle, and bacon crumbles sprinkled on donuts, and they were all good. Also, of course, bacon with French toast. So I'd try it.
Softbank? Is that a bank exclusively for Republican 'men'?
Ooh, nice burn on Papa John’s 😂😂😂
ok i am not happy with your bashing of ai. sure there is a lot of low effort stuff out there but there is a LOT of great stuff too! dont bash ai! bash the people who use it in stupid ways!
I work in customer service and honestly would not mind that voice-softening tech for my calls. 😅
New Yorker cartoons are amazing…
My favorite New Yorker cartoon is one my mom had framed and put in her apartment. It shows two acrobats at the point where the guy is supposed to catch the girl, but he’s handing her a bouquet of flowers. My mom said that she framed it because he never bought her flowers but was always there for her. They will be married 56 years next month. And he did give her flowers sometimes… just not always on time
Ai needs to go, but its too late.
We have created something we cant uncreate, like the firearm or nuclear weapons.
Ai is has the potential to be the most deadly of them all. It could spell the end of humanity as we know it.
I hope Lovett said something about the 200$ of nuggets… 😅😅
Only Colbert can do childish humour for adults that well 😂
Am in so much debt just trying to provide for my siblings as our father passed away😢 any helping hand would mean so much
"..you are not old.." ..isnt the intro of this segment a reference to a 40 years old movie? XD
I think the glue answer makes complete sense.
The IA was probably trained based on the videos of people eating Tide pods
Schteffen, I believe buttmaker in German ist hinternmacher … what did they teach on that freebie, self-gratifying Klandestine trip to Rome other than how to lower yourself to SCOTUS disgrace, Clarence Thomas' level of ethics while simultaneously morally emasculating yourself … ???
I wonder if a young Colbert ever conceived that he would say "eat a bag of ass."
Internet etiquette? Did @commentiquette approve this?